δυστυχώς έχει ένα μικρό μειονέκτημα..

χαβαλετζής!

I can run a hundred miles without stopping for rest.
I can stay under water for 5 minutes on a single breath.
When I focus my mind I always reach my goal,
but there’s one thing I cannot control…

I cum too fast…
I cum too fast…
A couple strokes and my erection is a thing of the past.

I cum too fast…
I cum too fast…
Sometimes it’s even game over before I take off my pants.

I’ve read all the articles and I’ve tried every trick.
Thinking of sports or of naked Cathy Bates in About Schmidt.
If the girl’s on top sometimes I’ll last a minute or two,
but if we doggy-style oh man I’m screwed…

I cum too fast…
I cum too fast…
I carry a spare pair of underwear in case a girl sits on my lap.

I cum too fast…
I cum too fast…
I swear I’ll even shoot my load if a fly lands on my shaft.

Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh….
Ooohh. Damnit.

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it’ll be so empty, without me.

λύκειο ξανά?
omg και τρία lol.

«Obie Trice, real name no gimmicks»

Two trailer park girls go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside

Two trailer park girls go round the outside;
round the outside, round the outside

Guess who’s back
Back again
Shady’s back
Tell a friend
Guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back
guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back..

I’ve created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more
They want Shady, I’m chopped liver (huh?)
Well if you want Shady, this is what I’ll give ya
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that’ll jump start my heart quicker
than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
by the doctor when I’m not co-operating
When I’m rockin the table while he’s operating (hey!!)
You waited this long, now stop debating
Cause I’m back, I’m on the rag and ovu-lating
I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney
but your husband’s heart problem’s complicating
So the FCC won’t let me be
or let me be me, so let me see
They try to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty, without me
So, come on and dip, bum on your lips
Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits
And get ready, cause this shit’s about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE!

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just follow me
Cause we need a little, controversy
Cause it feels so empty, without me

Little Hellions, kids feelin rebellious
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feelin like prisoners helpless
’til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!!
A visionary, vision of scary
Could start a revolution, pollutin the airwaves
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
in the fact that I got everyone kissin my ass {*smak*
And it’s a disaster, such a catastrophe
for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me?
Well I’m back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
{*bzzt* Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I’m gonna
enter in, endin up under your skin like a splinter
The center of attention, back for the winter
I’m interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kid’s ears and nesting
{*bzzt* Testing, attention please
Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me
Here’s my ten cents, my two cents is free
A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?

A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with
anybody who’s talkin this shit, that shit
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked
worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards
And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie
You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me
You don’t know me, you’re too old, let go
It’s over, nobody listen to techno
Now let’s go, just gimme the signal
I’ll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes the shit just seems
everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I’m dis-gus-ting
But it’s just me, I’m just obscene
No I’m not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
to do black music so selfishly
and used it to get myself wealthy
(Hey!!) There’s a concept that works
Twenty million other white rappers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It’ll be so empty, without me

«Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la»*

Kids!

..some sunny day.

We’ll meet again
Don’t know where
Don’t know when
But I know
We’ll meet again
Some sunny day

Keep smilin’ thru
Just like you
Always do
‘Til the blue skies drive
The dark clouds
Far away

And will you please say hello
to the folks that I know
Tell’em that I won’t be long
And they’ll be happy to know
That when you saw me go
I was singing this song

We’ll meet again
Don’t know where
Don’t know when
But I know
We’ll meet again
Some sunny day

Yeah we’ll meet again
I don’t know where

I don’t know when
But I do know
That we’ll meet again
Some sunny day

So Honey
Keep on smilin’ thru
Just like you always do
‘Til the blue skies
Drive the dark clouds
Far away

And would you please say hello
To all the folks that I know
And tell’em I won’t be long
They’ll be happy to know
That when you saw me go
I was singing this song

We’ll meet again
Don’t know where
Don’t know when
But I know
We’ll meet again
Some sunny day

guitar, guitar, guitarrr!

I have never been lonely, cause me is so cool.
Baby, you have a possibility play it with me.
I have never been clever, because need it never
Baby, you have a possibility play it with me.

Guitar guitar guitar guitar, come to my boudoir,
Baby, you have a possibility play it with me.
Guitar guitar guitar guitar, jump to my jaguar,
Baby, you have a possibility play it with me.

I put on my pajamas and go to Bahamas.
Now you have no possibility play it with me

Guitar guitar guitar guitar, come to my boudoir,
Baby, you have a possibility play it with me.
Guitar guitar guitar guitar, jump to my jaguar,
Baby, you have a possibility play it with me.

..and we’re still around.

κάποτε όλα άνθιζαν.
το χαμόγελό σου γέμιζε τα κενά.
οι νότες έβρισκαν τον δρόμο τους.
τα αμάξια δεν έκαναν θόρυβο.
τα φώτα ήταν ζεστά.
το βράδυ ερχόταν γλυκά και μας σκέπαζε χωρίς να τρομάζουμε.

τώρα όλα νεκρά και κρύα.
η φωτιά άρχισε να σβήνει.
ο χρόνος έγινε πιο γρήγορος. αδυσώπητος.
φύγαμε και οι δυο.
και είμαστε κάπου εκεί έξω.
με τον άνεμο να μεταφέρει τις σκέψεις μου σε σένα, αλλά να επιστρέφει κενός.

..κάποτε όλα ήταν εδώ.

energy is eternal delight.

από τα πιο όμορφα instrumental από ένα μοναδικό δίσκο.
όλο το ποίημα του blake – ο γάμος ουρανού και κόλασης – μελοποιημένο.
enjoy.


Συνέχεια

1 χρόνος μετά.

ένα παιχνίδι που δε λέει να σταματήσει.
κάθε μέρα κι από ένα τραγούδι.
σκόρπιες σκέψεις και φωτογραφίες.
σαν ένα διαδικτυακό ημερολόγιο.
αλλάζουν τόσα πολλά, κάθε στιγμή.

οι νεράιδες.
τα χρώματα.
τα όνειρα.
οι στιγμές.

και αυτό ακόμα εκεί.
..το πρώτο ποστ.
365 μέρες πριν.

like a fool.

What’ll you do when you get lonely
And nobody’s waiting by your side?
You’ve been running and hiding much too long.
You know it’s just your foolish pride.

Layla, you’ve got me on my knees.
Layla, I’m begging, darling please.
Layla, darling won’t you ease my worried mind.

I tried to give you consolation
When your old man had let you down.
Like a fool, I fell in love with you,
Turned my whole world upside down.

Let’s make the best of the situation
Before I finally go insane.
Please don’t say we’ll never find a way
And tell me all my love’s in vain.

gonna drive all night, get some weed.

Well I’m goin’ out west
Where the wind blows tall
‘Cause Tony Franciosa
Used to date my ma
They got some money out there
They’re giving it away
I’m gonna do what I want
Do what I want
And I’m gonna get paid

Little brown sausages
Lying in the sand
I ain’t no extra baby
I’m a leading man
Well my parole officer
WIll be proud of me
With my Olds 88
And the devil on a leash
My Olds 88
And the devil on a leash

Well I kno karate, Voodoo too
I’m gonna make myself available to you
I don’t need no make up
I got real scars
I got hair on my chest
I look good without a shirt

Well I don’t lose my composure
In a high speed chase
Well my friends think I’m ugly
I got a masculine face
I got some dragstrip courage
I can really drive a bed
I’m gonna change my name
To Hannibal or maybe
Just Rex
Change my name to Hannibal
Or maybe just Rex

I’m gonna drive all night
Take some speed
I’m gonna wait for the sun
To shine down on me
I cut a hole in my roof
In the shape of a heart

And I’m goin’ out west
Where they’ll appreciate me
Goin’ out west
Goin’ out west

bonus.

..και η διασκευή.

Λένε ότι άμα το πιστέψεις κάποτε ανοίγουν οι ουρανοί.

σβήνεις.
ξεθωριάζεις.
πεθαίνεις.
και ξαναζείς.

απόψε.

Λένε ότι άμα το πιστέψεις
κάποτε ανοίγουν οι ουρανοί,
κάτι νύχτες σαν αυτή
με το βλέμμα καρφωμένο.

Βλέπω πάλι αεροπλάνα σαν σκιές
στου γαλαξία τη γραμμή,
δεν πειράζει μου αρκεί
και μπορώ να περιμένω.

Οι παλιές φωτογραφίες σαν νησιά
στου χρόνου τον ωκεανό,
τις κοιτάζω και απορώ
πάλι δεν καταλαβαίνω.

Πώς χωράει τόση αγάπη σε μια εικόνα
και με βρίσκει πάλι εδώ,
να κοιτάω το κενό
να χορεύει ασημένιο.

Οι παλιές φωτογραφίες σαν σκυλιά
σε ένα τούνελ σκοτεινό,
περιμένουν να φανώ
με ακούνε που ανασαίνω.

Προχωράω μέσα στο σκοτάδι
και με ορμάνε και ξεσκίζουν το κενό,
τον παλιό μου εαυτό
ήρθε η ώρα να πηγαίνω.

Λένε ότι εάν το πιστέψεις
κάποτε ανοίγουν οι ουρανοί,
κάτι νύχτες σαν αυτή
με το βλέμμα καρφωμένο.

Βλέπω πάλι αεροπλάνα και σκιές
στου γαλαξία τη γραμμή,
δεν πειράζει μου αρκεί
και μπορώ να περιμένω.

μεθούσαμε και πίναμε απ’ τα φιλιά που δίναμε.

Γονάτισα και ζήτησα απ’ τα θλιμμένα σύννεφα
να λάμψουν, να ξεσπάσουν με βροχές,
κι όλη τη νύχτα γίναμε σκυλάκια και ξεδίναμε
και γλείφαμε ο ένας τ’ άλλου τις πληγές
Μεθούσαμε και πίναμε απ’ τα φιλιά που δίναμε
και σβήναν μία μία οι φωτιές,
και το πρωί ξυπνήσαμε απ’ όνειρο που ζήσαμε
έτσι γλυκά όπως ξυπνούν οι εραστές
Σηκώθηκα και ήσυχα στα δέντρα προσευχήθηκα
ν’ αντέχουμε στις πιο βαθιές χαρές,
κι όλη τη νύχτα αφρίζαμε, ποτάμια που γυρίζαμε
ψηλά στις αρχικές μας τις πηγές
Ανάβαμε και σβήναμε και πάλι ξαναρχίζαμε
και γίναν μια των δυο μας οι καρδιές,
και το πρωί ξυπνήσαμε απ’ όνειρο που ζήσαμε
έτσι γλυκά όπως ξυπνούν οι εραστές
Σηκώθηκα και ήσυχα στα δέντρα προσευχήθηκα
ν’ αντέχουμε στις πιο βαθιές χαρές,
κι όλη τη νύχτα αφρίζαμε, ποτάμια που γυρίζαμε
ψηλά στις αρχικές μας τις πηγές
Ανάβαμε και σβήναμε και πάλι ξαναρχίζαμε
και γίναν μια των δυο μας οι καρδιές,
και το πρωί ξυπνήσαμε απ’ όνειρο που ζήσαμε
έτσι γλυκά όπως ξυπνούν οι εραστές.

to love is to lose and to lose is to die.

And if I wake from Dreams
Shall I fall in Pastures
Will I Wake the Darkness
Shall we Torch the Earth?
And if I wake from Dreams
Shall we find the Emptiness
And break the Silence
That will stop our Hearts?
And if I wake from Dreams
Shall we cry Together
For their Howling echoes
And restart the Night?
And why did you say
That things shall fall
And fall and fall and fall
And fall apart?
And why did you say
That things shall fall
And fall and fall and fall
And fall apart?
And shall I wake from Dreams
For the Glory of Nothing
For the cracking of the Sun
For the crawling down of Lies?
And if We fall from Dreams
Shall we push them into Darkness
And stare into the Howling
And clamber into Night?
And if I fall from Dreams
All my Prayers are Silenced
To Love is to lose
And to lose is to Die…
And why did you say
That things shall fall
And fall and fall and fall
And fall apart?
And why did you say
That we shall fall
And fall and fall and fall
And fall apart?
And why did you say
That things shall fall
And fall and fall and fall
And fall apart?

i want to live, i want to give.

πώς μεταμορφώνεται ένα κομμάτι?
διαφορετικές αναμνήσεις.
διαφορετικές καταστάσεις.
όλα αλλάζουν και έτσι πρέπει.
χα, καλά το έλεγε ο κ. Κόυνερ του Μπρεχτ.

I want to live,
I want to give
I’ve been a miner
for a heart of gold.
It’s these expressions
I never give
That keep me searching
for a heart of gold
And I’m getting old.
Keeps me searching
for a heart of gold
And I’m getting old.

I’ve been to Hollywood
I’ve been to Redwood
I crossed the ocean
for a heart of gold
I’ve been in my mind,
it’s such a fine line
That keeps me searching
for a heart of gold
And I’m getting old.
Keeps me searching
for a heart of gold
And I’m getting old.

Keep me searching
for a heart of gold
You keep me searching
for a heart of gold
And I’m growing old.
I’ve been a miner
for a heart of gold.

i am fuckin’ DESIGNER.

σαν τα διαμάντια στην κοπριά χαμογελάς και γυαλίζεις.
ω ναι.
μωρό μου η προσφορά σου με δελεάζει.
δε με νοιάζουν οι παγίδες σου, ούτε αν μιλάς με διαβόλους ή αγγέλους.
αρκεί να βλέπω τα πονηρά κόκκινα μάτια σου.
μη δαγκώνεις τα χείλη σου.
κοκκινίζεις, ξέρεις πολλά.
πιο πολλά από όσα φαντάζομαι.
πότε θα ενωθούν τα κέρατα μας?
γιατί πρέπει να σβήσω αυτή τη μπογιά από τα χείλη σου.
σκλάβος ή αφέντης?
στα γεμάτα μου.!

εξάλλου, δεν υπάρχει θεός.
αφού ΕΓΩ είμαι ο ΣΧΕΔΙΑΣΤΗΣ!

true love finds you in the end.

True love will find you in the end
You’ll find out just who was your friend
Don’t be sad, I know you will,
But don’t give up until
True love finds you in the end.

This is a promise with a catch
Only if you’re looking will it find you
‘Cause true love is searching too
But how can it recognize you
Unless you step out into the light?
But don’t give up until
True love finds you in the end.

i would rather die than to be with you.

Lucy’s underground
She’s got a mouth to feed
Am I underground
Or am I in between
Lucy’s underground
She’s got a mouth to feed
Am I underground
Or am I in too deep

Show me love
Who’s got your hand on the button of
Showin’ love
You’ve got your hand on the button of

Oh oh oh oh oh

Lucy’s underground
She’s never coming back
Am I still alive
Or has the life gone bad

Take me underground
Take me all the way
And bring me to the fire
Throw me into the flames

So show me love
Who’s got your hand on the button of
Showin’ love
You’ve got your hand on the button of

I would rather die
I would rather die
Than to be with you

Oh oh oh oh oh


Συνέχεια

if you were an ocean, i’d learn to float.

If I was a flower growing wild and free
All I’d want is you to be my sweet honey bee.
And if I was a tree growing tall and greeen
All I’d want is you to shade me and be my leaves

If I was a flower growing wild and free
All I’d want is you to be my sweet honey bee.
And if I was a tree growing tall and greeen
All I’d want is you to shade me and be my leaves

All I want is you, will you be my bride
Take me by the hand and stand by my side
All I want is you, will you stay with me?
Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea.

If you were a river in the mountains tall,
The rumble of your water would be my call.
If you were the winter, I know I’d be the snow
Just as long as you were with me, let the cold winds
blow

All I want is you, will you be my bride
Take me by the hand and stand by my side
All I want is you, will you stay with me?
Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea.

If you were a wink, I’d be a nod
If you were a seed, well I’d be a pod.
If you were the floor, I’d wanna be the rug
And if you were a kiss, I know I’d be a hug

All I want is you, will you be my bride
Take me by the hand and stand by my side
All I want is you, will you stay with me?
Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea.

If you were the wood, I’d be the fire.
If you were the love, I’d be the desire.
If you were a castle, I’d be your moat,
And if you were an ocean, I’d learn to float.

All I want is you, will you be my bride
Take me by the hand and stand by my side
All I want is you, will you stay with me?
Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea.

i’m one of a kind, i’m DESIGNER.

γιατί ποτέ δεν είναι αρκετοί..!

My generation’s for sale,
Beats a steady job.
How much have you got?
My generation don’t trust no one,
Its hard to blame,
Not even ourselves.

The thing that’s real for us is: fortune and fame,
All the rest seems like work.
Its just like Diamonds
In shit.

I’m high class I’m a whore,
Actually both,
Basically I’m a pro,
We’ve all got our own style
(of baggage),
Why hump it yourself,
You’ve made me an offer that I can refuse,
(course either way I get screwed)
Counter proposal:
I go home & Jerk off.

It’s truly a lie. I’m counterfeit myself,
It’s truly a lie. I’m counterfeit myself,

You don’t own, you don’t own, you don’t own,
You don’t own what none can buy,
You don’t own, neither do I.

High and mighty you say selling out is a sham,
Is that the name of your book?
Push a silver spoon in your ass,
No more holding us down,
(dog. down mutt. Nice mutt)

You’re insulted, You can’t be bought or sold.
Translation: offer too low.
You don’t know what you’re worth,
(It isn’t much.)
My piano is for sale.

How many times must I sell myself before my pieces are gone?
I’m one of a kind,
I’m designer.

Never again will I repeat myself,
Enough is never enough,
Never again will I repeat myself.

It used to be the plan was: screwing the man
Now its have sex with a man,
(After he buys you «.com» for sale at a low, low price)

It’s truly a lie, I’m counterfeit myself,
It’s truly a lie, I’m counterfeit myself,
You don’t own, you don’t own, you don’t own me,
You don’t own what none can buy,
You don’t own
Neither do I

want you to rock me ALL night long.

Want you to rock me
Rock me all night long
Rock me baby
Rock me all night long
Want you to rock me
‘Till I sing my song

See the sun goin’ down
Moon begin to rise
See the sun goin’ down
Moon begin to rise
Want you to rock me
‘Till I’m satisfied
Let’s rock awhile

Sun goin’ down
Little moon begin to rise
Sun goin’ down
Little moon begin to rise
Want you to rock me,
little darlin’
‘Till I’m satisfied
Let’s rock awhile

See me comin’, mama
Bring out that old
rockin’ chair
See me comin’, mama
Bring out your rocking chair
No one’s watching us
And god knows, no one cares
One more time

Want you to rock me, baby
Rock me all night long
Rock me baby
Rock me all night long
You gotta rock me, little woman
Rock me all night long

Συνέχεια

me and devil walkin’ side by side.

Early this mornin’
when you knocked upon my door
Early this mornin’, ooh
when you knocked upon my door
And I said, «Hello, Satan,»
I believe it’s time to go.»

Me and the Devil
was walkin’ side by side
Me and the Devil, ooh
was walkin’ side by side
And I’m goin’ to beat my woman
until I get satisfied

She say you don’t see why
that you will dog me ’round
Now, babe, you know you ain’t doin’ me
right, don’cha
She say you don’t see why, ooh
that you will dog me ’round
It must-a be that old evil spirit
so deep down in the ground

You may bury my body
down by the highway side
Baby, I don’t care where you bury my
body when I’m dead and gone
You may bury my body, ooh
down by the highway side
So my old evil spirit
can catch a Greyhound bus and ride

i saw 43 sunsets LIVE @ Rodeo 16/10.

i saw 43 sunsets live @ Rodeo / avopolis

με νέο line-up.
σας περιμένουμε όλους.
1η επίσημη παρούσιαση του πρώτου μας EP.

http://www.myspace.com/isaw43sunsets

them crooked ladies.

If you lose your money, great God, don’t lose your mind.
If you lose your money, great God, don’t lose your mind.
And if you lose your woman, please don’t fool with mine.

I’m gonna buy me a bulldog, watch my lady whilst I sleep.
I’m gonna buy me a bulldog, watch my lady whilst I sleep.
‘Cause women these days, they’re so doggone crooked,
That they might make off ‘fore day creep.

Well, you can’t watch your wife and your outside women, too.
You know you can’t watch your wife and your outside womens, too.
Cause when you’re out with your women, your wife will be at home,
Cooking your food, doing a dirt, buddy what you trying to do?

You can’t watch your wife and your outside womens, too.
You know you can’t watch your wife and your outside women, too.
When you’re out with your women, your wife will be at home,
Doing a dirt, cooking your food, buddy what you trying to do?

ψηλά.

νέος έρωτας.

το επόμενο knife.
i want you to know when i look in your eyes, with every blow comes another lie..

έχεις κουραστεί τα ίδια ακόρντα.
τις ίδιες τρεις νότες. ξανά και ξανά.
και τώρα, αυτό.

γαμώτο.
τα φώτα της πόλης φαίνονται διαφορετικά απόψε.
τι φταίει?
ξέρω ότι ήρθαμε αλλού.
δεν έχουμε ξαναδεί την πόλη από εδώ.
επίπεδη.
διαφορετική..

μη μελαγχολείς.
μη με διώχνεις.
πάρε με κοντά σου.
χωρίς να σταματάς να με κοιτάς.
θέλω τα σπίτια να πάρουν πάλι φωτιά.
το φεγγάρι να γεμίσει και να μας φωτίσει.
η θάλασσα να μην είναι κρύα.

και οι χορδές να βρουν αυτό που έχασαν.

i cannot be killed by anything.

..they tried to fuck me in rehab, but that shit didn’t work too.

everybody knows you dance like you fuck.
dance like you fuck.
dance
like
you
fuck.

gone daddy gone, my love is gone.

but..

I cannot be killed by..anything!

Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, Marijuana, Ecstasy and Alcohol.
C-c-c-c-c-cocaine..!